Mountain Hardwear Corsica Pants
September 9, 2010
OK, here’s the deal. I like these pants, I really do. They are cute and sexy and nicely low cut, which I like because it shows off my figure. I want to wear them on many outdoor adventures, especially the ones on which I want to look really hot. But the thing about adventures is that they are adventuresome, and they require basic maneuvers like, you know, bending over, sitting down, stepping up, and things like that. And these pants are so low-cut that, well, such actions tend to be more revealing than I personally prefer.
Take the useful tool strap on the side of the pants. This would seem to infer that the pants are for either construction (hammer loop!) or climbing. If you would wear these pants climbing then you are way more brave or exhibitionist than I. The zip off legs similarly imply that the pants are meant to be used in a variety of weather conditions, such as the ones you might find, say, on a hike. I can stand and walk slowly in these pants without showing butt crack, but that’s about it. And when they show butt crack, we are not talking just a peek here. Sitting down to zip off the legs is just out of the question. So for anything besides a nice little stroll in the park, I can’t find anywhere to wear these things.
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